There's no such thing as perfect people, there's no such thing as a perfect life....

A great facebook status from a co-worker.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

I'm full of artificial sweetener.

I find myself choking on all my contradictions.


This is not how I imagined things would be, when I was a teen, wishfully thinking about my 'grownup' future.


Then again, is anyone's life the way they imagined it would be?

Two brownies and a peach snapple.

The only time you should be completely honest is when the paramedics ask, "what did you take?".


LOL.